Check for Tiddly Winks

Wink in the Wii
In 1888 Jospeh Assheton Fincher invented Tiddledy-Winks and the game was an instant hit. Somehow one of these ancient winks (as I’m quite sure it’s not a squidger) found its way into, and was nearly the demise of, my Wii. As a matter of attack vector analysis, do not rule out 19th-century game pieces. It’s time to move the Wii up to at least five feet from the floor.